Open letter to a porn-link poster

Dear Porn Link Guy,


I'd like to congratulate you on your recent post, which included the URL for a porn site. I am sorry that your courageous act was greeted with such a negative response from my fellow posters. I myself found the information you provided both edifying and enlightening.

I second your accusation that those who complained about your post are censoring you, nothing more, nothing less. So what if the URL was not flagged with a warning? So what if you actually said it was an article by Noam Chomsky, or your homepage? So what if someone could click on it and get fired from their job, or kicked out of school? Is that your problem? The internet is a forum for free speech, goddammit! Your porn link is emblematic of that. Anyone who'd work for the kind of employer who'd fire them just for looking at porn during work hours doesn't deserve a job. And who needs school anyway? Anarchy in action, baby! Anarchy in action!

If it wasn't for fine exponants of free speech like you, we'd never garner certain important facts. For example, I now know that BARELY LEGAL TEENS WANT IT NOW!!! If it wasn't for porn links, how would I ever have found that out? I'd be walking around, utterly ignorant of the fact that BARELY LEGAL TEENS WANT IT NOW!!!!!! Let the elitist clique of feminazis and their quiche-eating male lackeys whine all they want. I'm sure you'll all agree that BARELY LEGAL TEENS WANT IT NOW!!! is vital information, which should be distributed as widely as possible.

Raise your glasses, people. Here's to Porn Link Guy! Long may he continue to fill our browser windows with nauseating pop-ups! Anyone who says different is a retarded, pinko, free-speech-hating, censorship-getting-off-on, intellectual elitist fagbitch. Just like Chomsky.