Speaking of faceknives...

It's sad when cousins marry.

Look, can we just get rid of the fucking Royal Family now? Even leaving aside the whole "pointless anachronism" thing, they're a bunch of smug, callous, know-nothing, bone-idle, pompous, inbred thugs. That's all they've ever been and that's all they ever will be. We could make them all get proper jobs and then we could have something nice instead, like some hamsters or puffins. You ever see a puffin in a swastika armband?