This is what happens when you neglect your stalking duties.

I admit it, people. I haven't been reading your weblogs with my usual sticky mouth-breathing compulsiveness. So I missed the news that Mr Coates is Between Jobs again, and accordingly strapped for cash with which to maintain the 'Lith.

See, this is why I need to sell more stories. My Paypal account has about US 50c in it at present. Bleph.