Okay! Okay! I give up!
I finally yeilded to the nagging of my unidentified and quite possibly imaginary guide/angel/entity-type-people and gave them their own blog.
It is green. It is called Liber Viridis.
I thought that would shut them up, but nooo. I have to link to that blog from this one.
If I've buggered up the Latin, let me know. It was supposed to mean "the green book."
Do you spooky perverts know how embarrassing this is? I mean, no-one else belives in you, guys. I'm not sure I belive in you, and I talk to you.