Spiderman Will Make You Gay Apparently. (Found wrapped in a plasticbag.)
It's entertaining and all, in a totally juvenile way, but... eggy. Distinctly eggy. As Tom Coates says, "What the hell is it about the world that makes the word 'gay' so intrinsically funny to people?"
Incidentally, it's Tom's b-day soon. He's one of my favourite stalkees, but I'm currently too skint to send any creepy and inappropriate gifts :-( Maybe a passing 'Lither would like to do the honours?)