RAHHHHH!

Hey, you! Petty fleshy readership! You are all very tiny and laughably breakable. I mock you with much hearty chortling.

I'm in a really good mood today. You know, not just a lalala, everything's quite nice actually good mood but one of those extra-spiffy, take on puny WORLD moods. What have I been worrying about? I'm too fabuloupolous to worry. It can only be a matter of time before petty mortal world realises that it was put here to amuse and support Me in the manner to which I would like to become accustomed. I laugh at its tiny attempts to resist.

There is no escape from ME.