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Mr. Pooter pretending to be Tyler Durden
Roderick Spode pretending to be Tyler Durden
Mary Whitehouse pretending to be Tyler Durden
A forgotten member of Take That pretending to be Tyler Durden
Some cheese pretending to be Tyler Durden
A small terrier cross pretending to be Tyler Durden
David Brent pretending to be Tyler Durden
Jack Hargreaves pretending to be Tyler Durden
Noel Edmonds pretending to be Tyler Durden

Pick a role model from something that isn't out on video for five nintey-nine at the petrol station.
Live in it instead of pinching a few of its accessories.

Then kill it. KILLITKILLITKILLIT.

(Evolve or die.)