If I ever got this crap, you guys'd tell me, right?
*Rolls onto floor, clutching sides*
I just love the way that when you go to da big scawy bwack magickian's actual Lj, it's all personality tests. Evil overlord rule #1095: "I will not undermine my aura of dark and terrible menace by speculating in public as to what sort of cheese I am."
Dude. No, seriously-- dude.